Town Events

"Nearby farmers have banded together, increasing security in an effort to protect the healthy livestock and crops upon which the Hamlet depends."

"West side residents have expressed relief at the abatement of the nauseating odour emanating from the ancient aqueducts."

"Superstitious mariners rejoiced earlier today at news that unspeakable eldritch evil no longer threatens their cargo."

"Putting aside ego does not come easily for such seasoned survivors, but the new recruits are palpably grateful for the assistance."

"Reports from the hill cottages confirm a welcome reduction in the general aire of malaise in and around the old ruins."

"Wholesome plant life has been spotted in the surrounding wood - a rarity in these parts."'

"Met at the bridge by a jubilant crowd, the Caretaker credits a thick fog and an early departure time for the wagon's safe arrival."

"They were a fearsome lot - gritted teeth, distant stares; and between them, an unbreakable bond of fellowship."

"Yet another cargo vessel has sunk off the coast, and the surviving crew have proven distressingly evasive concerning the particulars of this latest nautical nightmare."

"Despondency and ambivalence seem to be on the wind. Many adventurers confess to having a troubled disposition, even here, in the relative safety of the Hamlet."

"He stayed up working for days, inspired by the rare quality of his materials, and determined to do them justice with his own skill."

"In the end, the hours of rooting through the old barrels and forgotten weapon racks bore fruit!"

"Among the visiting delegation are experts in corporeal and cognitive disability, as well as several forensic specialists."

"The time and gold were not spent in vain, however, as today caregivers announced they have succeeded in concocting as effective antidote."

"The collection is indeed impressive, and all the more appealing when one takes notice of the discounted prices."

"Historically, seasonal labourers have been loath to make the harsh journey along the Old Road, but harsh economic conditions have driven them to desperation."

"The Abbot has sequestered himself in the wine cellar, ostensibly to consider how best to help his parishioners cope with the deluge of godless horrors that plague these lands."

"The abbey will be decorated for the duration of the event, and all are welcome to visit during the extended hours."

"The Abbot will not comment on the condition of the Penance Hall at this time, except to say that he expects normal operations to be resumed shortly."

"Indeed, the elements have not been kind to the old abbey; the very soil itself seems to reject the place. The work is expected to last through the week."

"Operations will be suspended temporarily, but given the limited avenues of egress from the Hamlet, officials are optimistic the thieves will be apprehended shortly."

"Ironically, those most vocal concerning the current dearth of spirits and mead are the same patrons whose unrestrained exuberance the night before exhausted the supply."

"Bedsheets and pillowcases gleam white on the line, their lascivious history easily erased, unlike the consciences of those who sullied them."

"The Tavern will be open later than normal throughout the celebration, and residents are asked to maintain some semblance of decorum when leaving after midnight."

"This pleasant weather comes as a welcome change, particularly for those currently enjoying a period of convalescence."

"The town is alight with a spirit of goodwill and revelry, but this life-affirming attitude is not predicted to last long."

"...And while the campaign continues to drag on, recent events have emboldened the standing roster. Confidence is reported to be at an all-time high."

"... As one man put it, "Somethin' aint right with them shadows - movin' and twistin' as they do." Residents are advised to stay indoors until daybreak."

"Word of our predicament has spread, and a new crop of aspiring corpses step from the stagecoach..."

"...and it is during such lunar phases that many residents report shrieks and howls of the most profoundly unnerving quality."

"...the recently recovered cache has excited local enthusiasts, and drawn the attention of experts in the neighboring regions."

"The keenest eye and steadiest hand will prevail during this week's tournament. The winner will receive the coveted Caretaker's Cup."

"...Inexplicably, however, only two have arrived. It appears that the Abbot's earnest appeals have been answered, albeit with mocking cruelty."

"Most curious of all, however, is the absent of any evidence in the crypt itself. Nevertheless, the chest was found open, and its contents conspicuously missing."

"The sisters of St. Martha's will lead the service with a chorus of 'We Are The Flame', after which they will be accepting confessions in the lower hall."

"The music itself is damnably familiar, and yet, strangely unplaceable. Is it the instrument's odd tuning, or some inhuman quality in the bard's fingers?"

"In the ensuing melee, two of the men escaped the scene and are said to be at large. They are most assuredly armed, dangerous, and desperate."

"One cannot help but admire these unfortunate souls - they bear their burden with a grace and humility seldom seen in the able-bodied."

"The veteran Sergent will be demonstrating his training regimen in front of the guild hall every night for the next week. All those concerned with self preservation are encouraged to attend."

"Threats to our collective safety are never in short supply, but this week our local constabulary received a welcome augmentation..."

"Debaucherous and decadent in the extreme, several nomadic warriors have wandered into the Hamlet in search of a glorious death. We can only hope they find it quickly."

"Quiet and reserved, these men are professionals, compelled not by the scent of blood, but rather the gleam of gold."

"The shadow of sickness and disease has cast itself upon our hamlet, and with it - panic."

"While strange utterances and unsettling chants typically characterize such events, we have been assured there is no real danger present in the rituals themselves."

"Unsettling in the extreme, several of the church's more zealous advocates have wandered into the Hamlet in search of a glorious death. We hope they find it quickly."

"There are some who believe that only a litany of blood and suffering can cleanse sickness in the land. Here is one who will do his part."

"A sandstorm of rumours and half-truths swirl around the newcomer."

"Graceful and deadly, these elegant executioners are welcome additions to the standing army."